Proof

I found this tiny little fork in my dryer yesterday. Seriously. I photographed it next to my Blackberry for perspective. It really is tiny. And I really found it in my dryer--in the lint tray, to be exact.

So what I think I can submit as irrefutable evidence, at this point, is that my dryer really DOES shrink things. My ass (hips, thighs, lower half) is not getting any bigger. My pants are getting smaller. At long last, I have proof.